HUMOR Thread!!!

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Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby tdtwedt » Sat Feb 17, 2018

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Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby skylersfriend » Sat Feb 17, 2018

A man goes into a bar and orders seven shots of tequila and one Guinness.

The barman lines up shots and goes to get the Guinness.

When he comes back with the pint, all seven shots are gone.

The barman says: “Wow! You sure drank those fast.”

Paudie explains: "You would drink fast too if you had what I have.”

The barman asks: “What do you have?”




The guy reaches into his pocket and says: “Fifty cents!”



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Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

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Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby tdtwedt » Mon Feb 19, 2018

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Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby Tractor Man » Tue Feb 20, 2018

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The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence. Charles Bukowski
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. Voltaire

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Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby cmiller17363 » Tue Feb 20, 2018

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Shew, rowdy night....
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Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

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