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Postby skylersfriend » Tue Jan 01, 2019

5 surgeons from big cities are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon from New York says "I like accountants. When you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second surgeon from Chicago responds. "Yeah, but you should try electricians. Everything inside them is color coded."

The third surgeon from Dallas says, "I really think librarians are best, everything inside them is in alphabetical order"

The fourth surgeon from Los Angeles chimes in "You know, I like construction workers... those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over."

But the fifth surgeon from Washington DC shut them all up when he observed. "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains, and no spine... Plus the head and azz are interchangeable.

"Life is trouble. Only death is not. To be alive is to undo your belt and *look* for trouble."




"The human soul is heavy, clumsy, held in the mud of the flesh. Its perceptions are still coarse and brutish. It can divine nothing clearly, nothing with certainty"



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Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby shinnosuke » Fri Jan 04, 2019

Why does the plumber on the right have a lit stick of dynamite attached to his backside? Is that a firecracker, and is it a reference to plumber's crack?

What is the meaning of the eyeball in the lower left corner?

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shinnosuke wrote:Why does the plumber on the right have a lit stick of dynamite attached to his backside? Is that a firecracker, and is it a reference to plumber's crack?

What is the meaning of the eyeball in the lower left corner?


That's the Eyeball of Observation. Dan Pirarro puts all kinds of secret symbols in his comics. I like the Pie of Opportunity. Splunky and I met him and his wife at a seminar once. She got to go on stage and help with the act. 8-)
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Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby Zugzwang » Sat Jan 05, 2019

Here is a groan-er I heard at work this week:

How many waffles does it take to change a light bulb?












2
no 3
no it's 2
or maybe 4??

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