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Warning to all Duck Hunters!!!!!
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“To think things out properly and fairly, a fellow's got to be calm and old and toothless: When you're an old gaffer with no teeth, it's easy to say: 'Damn it, boys, you mustn't bite!' But, when you've got all thirty-two teeth...” Nikos Kazantzakis..ZORBA THE GREEK

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Postby jcz1 » Sat Oct 13, 2018

I bought something on Amazon and the seller keeps sending emails, checking on the order, etc. These emails also contain "jokes" some of which I repeat below. And one is kind of surprising in this day and age.

Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Because it got stuck in a crack.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she threw away all the ‘w’s!

What did the buffalo say to his son when he left to college? Bison.

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Hillary Clinton Makes 'Get Out The Vote' Tour Stop In Tijuana

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TIJUANA—Democratic party icon Hillary Clinton held a “Get Out & Vote!” tour stop in Mexico’s populous border city Tijuana Tuesday. Clinton stated that “the Republicans will lose the midterm elections because they are neglecting our minorities, while we’re able to inspire many Mexican nationals to get out there and vote."
The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts, while the stupid ones are full of confidence. Charles Bukowski
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. Voltaire

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A ha !!!!!
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