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Postby christostock » Fri Sep 21, 2018

So I went to return my Nike sneakers the other day and the clerk asked what was wrong with them?
I told her they hurt my feet when I stood up for the national anthem!!!!!! :lol:
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christostock wrote:So I went to return my Nike sneakers the other day and the clerk asked what was wrong with them?
I told her they hurt my feet when I stood up for the national anthem!!!!!! :lol:


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Postby Walkabout » Thu Sep 27, 2018

I’ll never forget ol’ whats his name.

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or maybe the Red Sox?
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Postby Tractor Man » Sun Sep 30, 2018

Hahaha! This is just too much!

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Postby trapperrick » Sun Sep 30, 2018

Where the Philadelphia Flyers new mascot "Gritty" came from.

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trapperrick wrote:Where the Philadelphia Flyers new mascot "Gritty" came from.

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Living in SE PA, Gritty is a favorite topic of conversation lately. Most people from the area have settled in on "The Phillies Phanatic's idiot cousin from DELCO" For those not familiar with the area, Delaware County (DELCO) is just to the south of Philly and is often the butt of jokes (sometimes deservedly) for Philadelphians as being lower class.

I've lived in DELCO my whole life.

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Rik Bitter wrote:
trapperrick wrote:Where the Philadelphia Flyers new mascot "Gritty" came from.

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Living in SE PA, Gritty is a favorite topic of conversation lately. Most people from the area have settled in on "The Phillies Phanatic's idiot cousin from DELCO" For those not familiar with the area, Delaware County (DELCO) is just to the south of Philly and is often the butt of jokes (sometimes deservedly) for Philadelphians as being lower class.

I've lived in DELCO my whole life.

#WEAREALLGRITTY


For 24 years I worked for a company that did commersial HVAC Test and Balance and I got to travel all over PA as well as Maryland, Vriginia, West Virginia. Ohio, North Carolina, New York, etc. I remember in the early 90's working in Media and Middletown which I believe are in Delaware County. The school I worked at in Middletown along Route 1, I remeber the kids were being droped off in BMW's and other fancy cars of that type and this was a pubic school! So, I always thought Delaware County was the "Ritzy section" of Philly.
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trapperrick wrote:
Rik Bitter wrote:
trapperrick wrote:Where the Philadelphia Flyers new mascot "Gritty" came from.

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Living in SE PA, Gritty is a favorite topic of conversation lately. Most people from the area have settled in on "The Phillies Phanatic's idiot cousin from DELCO" For those not familiar with the area, Delaware County (DELCO) is just to the south of Philly and is often the butt of jokes (sometimes deservedly) for Philadelphians as being lower class.

I've lived in DELCO my whole life.

#WEAREALLGRITTY


For 24 years I worked for a company that did commersial HVAC Test and Balance and I got to travel all over PA as well as Maryland, Vriginia, West Virginia. Ohio, North Carolina, New York, etc. I remember in the early 90's working in Media and Middletown which I believe are in Delaware County. The school I worked at in Middletown along Route 1, I remeber the kids were being droped off in BMW's and other fancy cars of that type and this was a pubic school! So, I always thought Delaware County was the "Ritzy section" of Philly.


Media is the county seat. It's where all the lawyers and politicians live. You landed on an island of affluence amidst a vast blue collar sea.

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Postby skylersfriend » Sat Oct 06, 2018

another Larson great.. ;)
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