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Postby silverhead » Fri Feb 24, 2017

Rik Bitter wrote:
silverhead wrote:There are a bunch of "rocket surgeons" out there. Back in 2008, during a dress uniform inspection, our XO was asking questions to trip us up. I almost busted a gut when one sailor answered "2000 miles" when asked how far the earth was from the sun. :o


Ha! He should have said 1 AU (astronomical unit), it's a lot easier to remember than 93 million miles.


He was only off by approximately 93 million miles :lol:
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Postby iron-pyrite » Sat Feb 25, 2017

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I so don't agree with that. Go to bed. Y'all live together, fight about it in the morning. My first wife would keep me up all night fighting, until she was satisfied. I would feel sick the whole next day at work. Suckubus!!

If it was a weekend I would try and leave to get drunk! Lol, that would show her! ;)
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Postby SilverDoge » Sat Feb 25, 2017

iron-pyrite wrote:I so don't agree with that. Go to bed. Y'all live together, fight about it in the morning. My first wife would keep me up all night fighting, until she was satisfied. I would feel sick the whole next day at work. Suckubus!!

If it was a weekend I would try and leave to get drunk! Lol, that would show her! ;)


Agree. All women like some level of drama and some women love a lot of drama. If you're gonna settle down with a girl, save yourself a lot of future headaches and go with the low level drama girls.
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mnymgr1 wrote:ok, didn't know where to post this....but here ya go
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I laughed so hard at this I almost fell over!! :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap:
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Postby agnostic » Thu Mar 30, 2017

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