HUMOR Thread!!!

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Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby tdtwedt » Sat Feb 17, 2018

There are more ways than one to skin a cat.

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Re: HUMOR Thread!!!

Postby skylersfriend » Sat Feb 17, 2018

A man goes into a bar and orders seven shots of tequila and one Guinness.

The barman lines up shots and goes to get the Guinness.

When he comes back with the pint, all seven shots are gone.

The barman says: “Wow! You sure drank those fast.”

Paudie explains: "You would drink fast too if you had what I have.”

The barman asks: “What do you have?”

The guy reaches into his pocket and says: “Fifty cents!”

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